Ridiculous Baby Names
72Naming your baby is probably one of the hardest decisions you’re going to make in your life for most people. Some people have their baby names picked out for years while others might name the baby after someone in the family. The names should be well thought out because after all, it’s going to stick with them for the rest of their lives.
Some babies are less fortunate though. Maybe it’s the drugs given during birth or maybe they have done too many drugs in the 70’s. Here are the most Ridiculous Baby Names on record. God bless their souls!
Female and Male
Female. It’s pronounced “Fuh-mall-ee” In 1994 in New York Ashley was one of the most common names. About 2,151 baby girls registered as Ashley. The name Female, in 1994 an astonishing 2,516 girls were named Female. Let’s not forget about the boys. 3,639 boys were named "Male" as well. In New York in 1994, it wasn’t the parent’s job to fill out the birth certificate it was the hospitals. When parents hadn’t decided on a name yet, the nurses would often fill in the birth certificate with the child’s gender even though they weren’t supposed to. Although most parents went back and changed the name on the birth certificate to the desired name, believe it or not, some didn’t.
Sexual Disease?
It has also been reported that some parents have named their children Syphillis, Gonorrhea, Urine, and Vagina. The parents thought it was a “pretty word”. Reports have been done on these names and many people have asked The Social Security Administration for records of these names but they continuously say “We can’t tell you that, we only have a database of last names, so a search for first names would cost the taxpayers too much money."
Here is a list of Ridiculous Baby Names.
Boys:
Abba
Abyss
Amen
Andrew's – Yes, with the apostrophe
Apple
As-Matik
Bear
Blade
Brando
Charm
Confession
Dwarf
GQ
Gal
Go
Godly
Gospel
Hey
Holy
Infinite
Knight Sir Lancelot
Lisa - Yes for a boys name
Nadir- It means "absolute lowest point"
Stalin
Stallone
Truth
Unique
Girls:
Alaska
Albert
Beautiful
Beautiphul – It’s supposed to be a different way of spelling Beautiful
Boat
Chaos
Chevy
Chevette
Choice
Cuba
Dynasty
Final
Galaxy
He – yes for a girl.
Infinity
N/A
Nada- is the spanish word for "nothing"
Precious Angel
Prince
Promise
Providence
Sin
Sparkle
Story
Symphony
Tall
Tangerine
Tequilla
Treasure
Unique
Virgin
Wednesday
ZC
Yes, all these names are real and were registered on their Birth Certificates.
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Submitted Names by Hubpage Users
Male named Cocaine, female named Abcde (pronounced Ab-sid-ee), and a female named Iperfection.
Panocha (in spanish it means vagina.) Herpes for a girl it's greek for "the bumps on a flower."
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yes, some people were not meant to breed.
My other half gets called Abba - by our son. It's Hebrew for "Dad"....
Here's some more to add to your list. I know these are real names, not nicknames.....Male named Cocaine, female named Abcde (pronounced Ab-sid-ee), and a female named Iperfection.
Thanks! I will add them to the list!
KCC Big Country- you're kidding me, someone named their kid Cocaine? Did anyone hear about the family that went to a bakery to get their kids' birthday cake and asked to have the name Adolf Hitler put on the cake because it was their sons name? Their daughters name is JoyceLynn Aryan. Madness!
OMG! Thats horrible. I bet the bakery were thinking that it was a joke. Thats crazy. lol
nice list OMG
Can't believe the names people come up with! I have worked with some kids with interesting names. One of my favorite was "Unique".
Here are some more real names to add to your list:
Boys: Sparta, Providence, Atlas
Girls: Jersey Rain, Fantasy,
actually, i heard a story that they rejected a name in america recently. it was a girl named "talula does the lula from hawaii" (yes, thats her full first name, with spaces and all)
Some of those are just cruel! We had real trouble agreeing on a name for my daughter when she was born and she was nicknamed flower by her 4 year old brother. Eventually we chose Taryn but she got 'Flower' as a middle name!
Dont forget Blanket!
LMAO! blanket??
thats halarious,didnt mj say somethin like that? lol..
wow.
Dwarf? LOLOLOL!
THEY CRACKED ME UP then made me cry since MY NAMES ARE DESTINY, GALAXY, BLANKET!!!!
Some pretty bad names to bestow on an innocent little baby. People continually amaze me.
lol just met a girl named apple. for a second i thought the name was cute... then i thought about it like really?!?!?!
I knew a kid named Chaos Sunder, Greywolf Snake, twins named Heaven and Nevaeh. Apparently there's a Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf-Lee floating around.
I honestly don't see what the problem is. If you don't like your name, ask to be called by something else. That's what I did. :\
Male names: Jagger and Stone
Not kidding ._.
Poor kids, I went to high school with 2 girls named Precious Jewel and Vanila Diamond, lol they were sisters.
my first name is Othman, but its an arab name. But god, Dwarf?? lol really. better than Ima Pigg. really and not kidding.
my son went to school with a girl named "Pepper Ann Salt"
I knew a guy in school named Dallas Austin Houston and a girl named Fux (pronounced foose, rhymes with loose). My cousin named his son Asel Washington and my great-great grandmother was Fanny Wagstaff Bone (she married into the Bone part, but the maiden name was bad enough!).
Met a woman whose name was Lemonjello and her brother's name was Orangejello....because that's what the mother ate when she was pregnant with them.
There's a kid down the street named Bone [actual given name]. An old fried named her daughter Marquiana [mar-KEE-ah-nuh]. I feel bad for these poor kids sometimes.
How about T-Rex as a boy's name. Ridiculous?
I know a lady who named her daughter Winnie.... like Winnie the Pooh.
Lmao add lafricka , y'so'precious, retakka, myangel, myprecious,monterio,ykira,camiosh, jobha, takenzia, vonshay, Cardell, jafarreal, roydasha, mikeshell, derriel like deri air, tullulah does the hula in hawaii, quaniqua, kekyra, Timithia, montiuna, vicktrellis, kenosha, kawaiia, Kewhyaie, Shelethia, kavortae, sirlentae, and standish. that's all I can think of right now
How do these names sound? Orgasma, Tamarrow and Antaday(both sisters), Espn(pronounced Espen), Centreasury, Ovaries(pronounced Ovarius), Crystal (pronounced crystyle like the alcohol), Heineken, La-ia (pronounced Ladashia)
i tutored twin boys names storm and raine. i know a girl who named her babies nevaeh and n'ikeese (nikes? seriously?) Im all for unique names but some people take it way too far.
oh...and i also know a girl named summer paradise.
i was in dance with two sisters named porschea and mercadies when i was little.
the parents were attention seekers
Gage. haha
moses, fardi, moose, poopie -.-
i know a chick named dawn daye knight. personally I wanna name my kid Brussel, since their last name would be sprouse. But I would never actually do it cause I wouldn't be able to afford the medical bills after he got his butt kicked every day on the playground.
A friend of a friend has a son named Leviathan. I thought that was odd.
When I was born, the lady in the room next to me mum named her daughter Shitahead. Shit. A. Head.
I knew a boy called dog, a good name too for him because his nose looked like one of thoose pigg loking dogs! But i would never call any child that!
ponnaneel is the most ridiculous name.
D'nasste (da nasty). legit.
Optimus Prime is the best name ever!
Chrome and rocket.. Some dude at school and his little brother
Help this child..lol
My Dad was in the Army with a guy named Harry Leggs, another whose parents named him R.B. who ended up forever carrying the name Ronly Bonly since he registered as
R(only) B(only. And then there was his old girlfriend: Phoebe B. Beebee...
Haha I like my name. Nikyla Nick-eye-la :D
also please add to the list, "Plutarco"and "Herculano".
christine almaraz 3 years ago
Those are hilarious. Poor kids. Some people just aren't meant breed. LL Cool J's name is Marion. I could see why he changed it. My son had a friend named Panocha (in spanish it means vagina.) I couldn't call her by her name without cracking up. Herpes might be a good name for a girl, she can just say it's greek for "the bumps on a flower." So sad:)